Episode 07 – Nipples, Minimisation & Butt stuff

Tune in to Episode 07 of Achingly Polite where I chat about Nipples, Minimisation & Butt stuff. On iTunes, Android, Google Play and wherever else you get your podcasts! C’mon Spotify, I just wanna be friends. Please rate me 5 stars and leave a silly comment! Thank you for sending me your screenshots of fuckboy…

Different creatures, you and I

We are different creatures, you and I. We laugh at different jokes and cry at different times. While we look alike, we’ll never be the same. Let us each go our own way and tread two separate paths. What is for you is lovely, but it mightn’t be for me. Happiness for all of us,…

Curious as a… Cumquat?

I don’t know if you listened to Episode 01 of¬†Achingly Polite, but I stumbled across the great question of our time: What Is The Saying For Curious?! There is “cool as a cucumber” and “curiosity killed the cat”, but what about those of us who aren’t cool and don’t want death? What are we to…

Hyperbole

¬† Hyperbole a marker of the mentally ill or so I once read Where is my light? Reptilian warmed from without Always, only once forever Alone, happy never Flushed with shamed heat pink as it rises I hide The soft bristles of my life hardened the acrylic trap So keen to add color desperate for…

As the calathea

Much deeper than fat and hatred of skin It is loathing of the whole self And so in love and ink I reclaim That which should, but never truly felt as though it were Mine Always one step away just out of my grasp For what is the distance between a trot and a canter…